Parent Teacher Conferences

This morning our principal send us and email with the subject heading "Enjoy the fruits..." and my first thought was "THERE ARE FRUITS??? WHERE?!?!?" (this is the part of me who looks in the fridge and the cupboard obsessively at least once every 30 minutes after work). See what she actually meant was the fruits of our labor. Dang those idioms. I was craving fruit ALL day. What I wouldn't do for a nice cantalope.
All in all, Parent Teacher Conferences = success. Now if only I didn't have to teach tomorrow...